This is a beanie. A good one. It fits snugly without squeezing your brain, keeps your head warm without turning it into a sauna, and generally does exactly what a beanie should do without making a fuss about it.

It’s embroidered, breathable, and shaped to sit properly on an actual human head. One size fits most, which in this case is true, not just optimistic marketing.

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic

• Breathable cotton blend that won’t cook you

• Form-fitting shape, not slouchy, not tight

• One size fits most heads, even the overthinking ones